The Fookin' Wankers (Fauxasis)

Question from AOL chat:
What do you think of the Oasis tribute bands that are appearing?
Noel Gallagher: Top!

FOOKIN' WANKERS HIGHLIGHT FILM FINALLY UP ONLINE! (click)

CHECK OUT THE NEW FOOKIN' WANKERS PHOTO ALBUM!

Cover Me Badd might never performing as the Wankers again. We are VERY interested in putting out a UK single and playing shows in England. If you have any interest, idears or close relatives at the BBC, let us know.

The Wankers are:

• Adam Gimbel (Rookie Card) as Liam Gallawanker
• Jeff Musser (Pure Milk) as Noel Gallawanker
• Jason Hee (Rookie Card) as that bassist guy who used to be in Ride
• Chris Marsteller (The Loons, Music Machine) as the other guy who stands there and plays guitar
• Nasrallah Helewanker (Rookie Card)
• Eric Casas as the ex-drummer. Thanks, mate!

Our competition: Midnight At The Oasis, No Way Sis, Definitely Might Be, Wonderwall, Oasisn't, Aosis, Gallagher, Galaga (the game), Lawrence Welk's Desert Oasis.

"You want to see an Oasis?" -Sir Alec Guinness

WATCH VIDEO OF THE WANKERS GETTING KICKED OFFSTAGE AT BEATLEFAIR!

"The most rock & roll moment I've seen all year."
     - Bart Mendoza, San Diego Union-Tribune

Read Liam's account of the incident!

NOTE: Despite the report in SLAMM Magazine, Liam did not put a plastic whiffleball bat in his mouth at this show. It was a fake plastic VAMPIRE bat. No baseball related items were hurled or harmed at this show. The comments quoted in the article were made by Liam Gallawanker, NOT Adam Gimbel.

NEW! LIAM CHECKS OUT THE COMPETITION AND TALKS SHITE ABOUT OTHER TRIBUTE BANDS!